Pronunciation is everything!
Oh, how I hope that as I become old and frail some day I don't slur my syllables and fail to enunciate clearly. Case in point: this is an actual conversation I overheard at work, although one key word was mispronounced:
First 80+ year-old prim, proper lady: "You should see my house. I have penis all over the floor at my house. Lately I can't get enough penis."
Second proper old lady: "I like them, too, but my doctor told me to lay off. They're too salty, and it's not good for my blood pressure."
First lady: "They do have unsalted penis, you know."
Second lady: "I know, but it's just not the same."
I have no voice because of laryngitis, or else I would have just about died laughing.
First 80+ year-old prim, proper lady: "You should see my house. I have penis all over the floor at my house. Lately I can't get enough penis."
Second proper old lady: "I like them, too, but my doctor told me to lay off. They're too salty, and it's not good for my blood pressure."
First lady: "They do have unsalted penis, you know."
Second lady: "I know, but it's just not the same."
I have no voice because of laryngitis, or else I would have just about died laughing.