fear me
Hello, My name Is Elijah Wood aka, your worst nightmare... punk. I may seem short, and have irresitable blue eyes, but I am so so so much more.
I am a certified hitman. You don't believe me? You've got to be kidding me. Does your spine not tingle with fear at the mere mention of my name? Foolish human, you will regret this day. Do you know know what you are dealing with? Let me repeat myself again.
You are dealing with Elijah Wood!!! Trained in seven million and five forms of unarmed combat and five hundred thousand armed combat forms. And origami, though that has no potential threat unless i choose to make a paper knive. Which I will because I'm dangerous. Then you should hide. I suggest this instant actually.
If you are interested in hiring me to kill off enemies/relatives/threats to your life/ex's/strangers/ghosts please feel free to call me at xElijahxJx... but beware, I may have to attack you for disturbing me.
If you really don't believe the danger your in, heres an example of what might happen to you: punk
p.s. the chat room dared me too do this....
I am a certified hitman. You don't believe me? You've got to be kidding me. Does your spine not tingle with fear at the mere mention of my name? Foolish human, you will regret this day. Do you know know what you are dealing with? Let me repeat myself again.
You are dealing with Elijah Wood!!! Trained in seven million and five forms of unarmed combat and five hundred thousand armed combat forms. And origami, though that has no potential threat unless i choose to make a paper knive. Which I will because I'm dangerous. Then you should hide. I suggest this instant actually.
If you are interested in hiring me to kill off enemies/relatives/threats to your life/ex's/strangers/ghosts please feel free to call me at xElijahxJx... but beware, I may have to attack you for disturbing me.
If you really don't believe the danger your in, heres an example of what might happen to you: punk
p.s. the chat room dared me too do this....