A very strange drabble
Ok so I made a drabble using this website: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
You basically enter the names and random words and it puts together a drabble for you! Be warned though because it really doesn't make much sense and will probably cause some giggles! I may very well do more of these!
I hope your ready for this...
Get ready for the wierdest Howard/Jason drabble you've ever read.
Jason and Howard were celebrating an awful Valentine's Day together. Jason had cooked a worried dinner and they ate by the bed by candlelight.
"My darling," Howard said, stroking Jason's hand, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Jason. "It is but a motionless token of my stupid love."
Jason opened the box. Inside was a fragile table! He gazed at it roughly. Then he gazed at Howard roughly. "It's happy," Jason said. "Come here and let me slap you."
Just then, a flat crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a tiger stalking it's weak prey. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a bright voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Howard read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other loudly as the crone cackled some more. Jason's forehead began to tremble. Then Howard shrugged, pulled out a phone, and hit the crone on her neck. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Jason said and kissed Howard bitterly. "This is an eager Valentine's Day!"
They cheerfully burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they slapped each other all night long.
You basically enter the names and random words and it puts together a drabble for you! Be warned though because it really doesn't make much sense and will probably cause some giggles! I may very well do more of these!
I hope your ready for this...
Get ready for the wierdest Howard/Jason drabble you've ever read.
Jason and Howard were celebrating an awful Valentine's Day together. Jason had cooked a worried dinner and they ate by the bed by candlelight.
"My darling," Howard said, stroking Jason's hand, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Jason. "It is but a motionless token of my stupid love."
Jason opened the box. Inside was a fragile table! He gazed at it roughly. Then he gazed at Howard roughly. "It's happy," Jason said. "Come here and let me slap you."
Just then, a flat crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a tiger stalking it's weak prey. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a bright voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Howard read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other loudly as the crone cackled some more. Jason's forehead began to tremble. Then Howard shrugged, pulled out a phone, and hit the crone on her neck. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Jason said and kissed Howard bitterly. "This is an eager Valentine's Day!"
They cheerfully burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they slapped each other all night long.