Dear Santa,
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February debbieloveseli and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I put gum in tafika's hair (-12 points). In March I gave annouille a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I set jasmonios's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-178 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Elijahfrodo1990