Gay Atheists Unite!!!
Time to vote! Right now! Do it! Remember, you don’t have to wait until Nov. 2 to vote. Go vote today! It’s only a Democracy (sort of) if you vote. Don’t let other people make your decisions for you.
Find something to vote for. Many people pick certain issues, like school vouchers, or stem cell research, as the basis for their vote. Other people vote because they like the pretty red tie that candidate X wore in that one debate. But I vote to get my sweet, sweet revenge. Voting is a good way to get your sweet, sweet revenge. Also: retribution, retaliation, vengeance, reprisal, payback, and comeuppance. If you win, the other side is basically fucked for four years. Take that, family values! Booya, evolution opponents! On Guard, Christian morality! Hasta la vista, heterosexual nuclear family! Enjoy the delicious smell of my pro-gay, anti-god agenda, beeatch!
Jesus, I sound like an after school special, sort of. Seriously- vote, or I’ll do unmentionably things to you, and the next day you’ll feel odd pains in various orifices, plus some minor bleeding.
P.S. I’m sure everyone has plans already, but next Sunday on Halloween, my friend’s band, (esperance,) is playing up at the Jupiter House. It should rock. Stop by for some coffee and some pure rockadelic fun. Also, I have a feeling they’ll incorporate some fake blood into their show, seeing as how they’ve done so in the past.
Find something to vote for. Many people pick certain issues, like school vouchers, or stem cell research, as the basis for their vote. Other people vote because they like the pretty red tie that candidate X wore in that one debate. But I vote to get my sweet, sweet revenge. Voting is a good way to get your sweet, sweet revenge. Also: retribution, retaliation, vengeance, reprisal, payback, and comeuppance. If you win, the other side is basically fucked for four years. Take that, family values! Booya, evolution opponents! On Guard, Christian morality! Hasta la vista, heterosexual nuclear family! Enjoy the delicious smell of my pro-gay, anti-god agenda, beeatch!
Jesus, I sound like an after school special, sort of. Seriously- vote, or I’ll do unmentionably things to you, and the next day you’ll feel odd pains in various orifices, plus some minor bleeding.
P.S. I’m sure everyone has plans already, but next Sunday on Halloween, my friend’s band, (esperance,) is playing up at the Jupiter House. It should rock. Stop by for some coffee and some pure rockadelic fun. Also, I have a feeling they’ll incorporate some fake blood into their show, seeing as how they’ve done so in the past.