After the Revolution, the Cleansing Begins.....
Some more people who should be lined up against a brick wall and shot in the face. The following people have been found guilty of being stupid, douchy, or in general need of death because I say so.
#345- White people with dreadlocks.
#346- Guys who wear pink shirts specifically because they believe it proves they are "Comfortable with their masculinity." (Bottom line- Pink is an ugly ass color. If you wear it, you look like shit.)
#347- Pre-med students who walk around on campus with stethoscopes around their neck. You're not a doctor yet, dickhead. Stop showing off.
#348- Anyone with a Confederate flag decal on their truck. Also, anyone with a picture of Calvin pissing on the Ford logo, or the Chevy logo, or any fucking logo. Or anyone with bullet-hole stickers on their car. Or Christian fish, or Darwin fish. (You aren't changing anyone's fucking mind with that bumper-sticker politics bullshit.) Sushi fish are acceptable.
#349-People who get angry about "all the goddamned Mexicans invading our country," or the fact that one of these "dirty Mexicans" has a little trouble with the language when he goes through their checkout at the grocery store. Shut up asshole. Open a history book sometime. THIS IS MEXICO. Or was anyway. We stole it from them in a bloody little war, and now they're stealing it back using the non-violent power of immigration. Deal with it.
#350-People who say that such and such band was good "before they got popular and sold out." What they really mean is- "This band was great when no one but me and my elitist poser musicology major friends knew about them. Once they got recognition and started, you know, actually selling records, they started to suck because I could no longer use my knowledge of the band to impress other people like me at parties." Bottom line- The whole point of trying to make it as a musician is to sell records. The more records you sell, the more people you reach. More people means more individuals appreciating what you've created.
#351- People who use words like- "Proactive," and "Synergy," or any other stupid buzzwords.
#345- White people with dreadlocks.
#346- Guys who wear pink shirts specifically because they believe it proves they are "Comfortable with their masculinity." (Bottom line- Pink is an ugly ass color. If you wear it, you look like shit.)
#347- Pre-med students who walk around on campus with stethoscopes around their neck. You're not a doctor yet, dickhead. Stop showing off.
#348- Anyone with a Confederate flag decal on their truck. Also, anyone with a picture of Calvin pissing on the Ford logo, or the Chevy logo, or any fucking logo. Or anyone with bullet-hole stickers on their car. Or Christian fish, or Darwin fish. (You aren't changing anyone's fucking mind with that bumper-sticker politics bullshit.) Sushi fish are acceptable.
#349-People who get angry about "all the goddamned Mexicans invading our country," or the fact that one of these "dirty Mexicans" has a little trouble with the language when he goes through their checkout at the grocery store. Shut up asshole. Open a history book sometime. THIS IS MEXICO. Or was anyway. We stole it from them in a bloody little war, and now they're stealing it back using the non-violent power of immigration. Deal with it.
#350-People who say that such and such band was good "before they got popular and sold out." What they really mean is- "This band was great when no one but me and my elitist poser musicology major friends knew about them. Once they got recognition and started, you know, actually selling records, they started to suck because I could no longer use my knowledge of the band to impress other people like me at parties." Bottom line- The whole point of trying to make it as a musician is to sell records. The more records you sell, the more people you reach. More people means more individuals appreciating what you've created.
#351- People who use words like- "Proactive," and "Synergy," or any other stupid buzzwords.