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[elijahdunlap]

Things I´ve learned so far in Mexico- (Mostly about tequila, the STD-infected-whore-goddess-of-fun-and-hangovers.)

Never insult the virgen of Guadelupe unless you feel up to a hearty knife fight.

Just like champagne is only real if produced in a certain region of france with special grapes, tequila is only real is produced in the tequila region

Comments

[peppster]

When I drink tequila it comes out my nose.

[lcd7383]

haha...i just can't drink it anymore and I have no clue why

[elijahdunlap]

I´ll make you drink some when I bring a bottle home from Mexico. It´ll be good shit. Don´t worry.

[lcd7383]

okay...you get one shot out of me, but that's it!

[elijahdunlap]

It´s better that way.

[peppster]

especially if it's really cheap tequila!