fuck buffets
so it sucks being trapped in a chinese buffet after an attempted 'eat and run' goes bad and the other accomplices escape but you dont and huge buff chinese chefs are blocking every exit and when you have no money at all to pay for it so u call everyone and there momma to lend u money and come pick you up but no one answers and the other accomplices are on the fone with you telling u to do spin moves off the chinese chefs blocking the exits and run out the emergency exit and get in the escape car but when they decide u cant they sit in the car and spy on u with binoculars in the parking lot across the street...