"Listen to my hands"
So today I wrote a song for you
Cause a day can get so long
And I know its hard to make it through
Feelin better today. Think the aches are almost gone.
On a more vulgar note, (cue Mark) me and my sis have the best conversations.
me: well what'd you say?
Jackie: i said "not yet!"
then i karate chopped her neck, she passed out, i cut off all her stupid hair and taped it to her crotch.
me: i'm just trying to eat a simple banana
Jackie: imagine trying to eat a complex banana.
Jackie: all done!
gimme prize
me: here is your poop trophy
Jackie: yaaaay!!!
me: I hope you appreciate the scratch 'n sniff label