Mother's Day Rant

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-----yesterday-----
while watching Kakasa Ka Ba Sa Grade 5?[Are you smarter than a grade 5 student?]
Host: What is the country highlighted in red on the map?
me: South Korea!
dad: Hindi ah![No!] Its Malaysia!
me: But...Malaysia is way oveeer there~
dad: *glares**mumbles* Nakakahiya ka...[Your embarrassing...]
Host: South Korea is the correct answer!
me: YAY! IM CORRECT! (inner thoughts: Touche!)

------today-------
mom: I have this weird feeling that you'd spend your first pay in the club.
me: why? you said the first time i'd spend it on a book...
mom: This food is really great
me: STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION!!

------after that-------
me: I should be writing right now...
mom: You should be writing right now....
me: Tell papa to get his ass down here so I can use the computer...
mom: You should change your hobby to eating.

--------at the mass-----
me: *sees the sakristan* YAY!! I saw him again!*fangirls*
mom: *sees the priest* YAY!I saw him again!*fangirls*
Ate Riza: >.>;; mag-ina nga kayo.[You're really mother and daughter...]