Worthy of Dion McGregor?
Gwen Stafani (Also representing another girl I know) and I choreographed a bunch of dance numbers to perform outside with a big group of people. I decided not to be a part of the dance anymore and left, after Gwen/the girl I know awkwardly hooked up during after hours in a department store. Gwen/the girl I know didn’t understand that I didn’t want to be with her, because we both had significant others and I didn’t want to complicate things further. Just to rub it in, I jogged with one leg past her free neighborhood park concert. She stopped playing and pinned me up against a big oak tree, using weak bear traps that were sticking out of the tree, and tried to convince me to stay with her. I told her it was over, overcame the bear traps, and walked away, finding my way to Gabe, who was waiting by his car. I noticed someone vandalizing his car so I chased after him, avoiding a comically large open man hole cover in the street. When I finally caught up with him, I noticed it was Kevin Nealon. He convinced me he was only fixing Gabe’s car by pulling out a plank of wood someone had shoved into his exhaust pipe. Thanking him, we walked back to tell Gabe his car was ok. Along the way, I started asking him if he missed his time at SNL, and asked him if it took the advent of youtube for his popularity to resurface. For some reason, he reluctantly let me come to his house to hang out. Kevin Nealon left the room, and I heard Julia Sweeny and some unknown man come into the house. I freaked out because I knew they wouldn’t know who I was, so I ducked and covered and tried to make my way out of the house without them seeing me. RIGHT as I was about to get out of the house, I heard them notice me, and the unknown man started chasing me. The following chase scene seemed to go on forever. In a huge multi leveled warehouse, I jumped and leaped to avoid getting caught. I climbed up huge empty truck trailers and chain link fences, and finally was able to scurry my way to freedom, where I noticed an enemy bunker with a reactor housed right next to an explodable barrel. I shot the barrel and made the reactor explode, then pressed pause to check my overworld map and objectives to see how many more reactors I had to take out to complete the level. Then my alarm went off and I woke up.