[[ im the coolest person you know ]]
alright, so how awesome have my last two weeks been?
WELL.
1. i THREW my fucking keys off the manhattan beach pier at 2 am.
if you care to know more and my reasoning, just ask.
2. i got ANOTHER speeding ticket by a super DICKHEAD cop.
i bet he fucking goes home and jacks off when he think about all the kids he gave tickets to that day (two of my friends got tickets by that same cop that day), fuckin creep.
3. thhhhhhhhen i went to go pick up my moms car from her work and to go get gas. we go to the gas station and fill it up, and then the card wont work, SO im at the gas station with some little asian man with the biggest head i have ever seen on the phone with the bank for 45 mins, JUST to have my dad come down there and pay. thhhhhhhhen, the car wouldnt start, so we had to call a tow truck. OH and my mom got a parking ticket for leaving her car at work the entire weekend.
seriously, i need to move to san francisco and take the muni EVERYWHERE.
i never want to drive again.
WELL.
1. i THREW my fucking keys off the manhattan beach pier at 2 am.
if you care to know more and my reasoning, just ask.
2. i got ANOTHER speeding ticket by a super DICKHEAD cop.
i bet he fucking goes home and jacks off when he think about all the kids he gave tickets to that day (two of my friends got tickets by that same cop that day), fuckin creep.
3. thhhhhhhhen i went to go pick up my moms car from her work and to go get gas. we go to the gas station and fill it up, and then the card wont work, SO im at the gas station with some little asian man with the biggest head i have ever seen on the phone with the bank for 45 mins, JUST to have my dad come down there and pay. thhhhhhhhen, the car wouldnt start, so we had to call a tow truck. OH and my mom got a parking ticket for leaving her car at work the entire weekend.
seriously, i need to move to san francisco and take the muni EVERYWHERE.
i never want to drive again.