[[ 4 worst places to be ]]
alright, so i KNOW ive been ranting a lot lately, but deal with it and find the comedy in it.
so, i thought i figured out the 3 worst to be.
1. DMV.
2. post office.
3. the airport.
that is until TODAY.
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
1. MOTHER FUCKING TRAFFIC COURT.
2. DMV.
3. post office.
4. the airport.
i would rather sit in the DMV with a good book to keep me company for TWO DAYS STRAIGHT than to go back to traffic court again. i would rather tear off my finger nails. holy shit, its terrible.
excuse me if any of this sounds racist, its not meant to be. so, as im sitting there and MISSED MY FUCKING TURN because i had to go out to the car and grab my registration, this HUGE black lady is BUTT UP NEXT TO ME. practically laying on me because she is so obese. she feels the insesent need to talk to me with her breath that smelt like 4 day old cum and feet. we were told not to talk, so i just smile at her in hopes that she wont give me warts in my nostrils from her breath. the judge dismisses a guy who got a ticket 15 YEARS AGO, 15 YEARS AGO BUDDY, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN? anyway, so he dismisses him and this lady turns to me and is all, (no joke) "aww sugah, i hope he dismisses my case like that." ok lady, of course we were all thinking and hoping that, BUT YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU WERE DRIVING WITH A SUSPENDED LICENSE, NO PLATES, NO INSURANCE, NO REGISTRATION, YOU WERE SPEEDING, ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND YOU WERE DRIVING A STOLEN CAR. cool. yeah lady, he's going to totally dismiss your case. this woman told me her life story, i swear. i could tell you what fucking blood type she is, what her parents names are, where she wants to be buried, and how she is cheating on her husband. im sorry, but it seems everywhere i go, fat black women always feel the need to talk to me. some of them are awesome, but OTHERS WHO DONT BRUSH THEIR TEETH AND WANT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING need to know to back off.
not only are you totally pissed your in traffic court, but your freaked out that your car is going to get stolen in the ghetto ass parking lot, you might get raped or mugged on your way out to the car (and im a small girl, i couldnt take them!), but seriously, when youre in traffic court, JUST DONT FUCKING TALK TO ANYBODY. NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. we want you to shut the fuck up so we can listen to some lame ass degeneret pleeing his "sob story" to the judge who obviously could give a shit. its like court tv. oh man.
so there ya go.
4 worst places to be.
now if you want my reasoning for the others, just ask.
do you agree?
so, i thought i figured out the 3 worst to be.
1. DMV.
2. post office.
3. the airport.
that is until TODAY.
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
1. MOTHER FUCKING TRAFFIC COURT.
2. DMV.
3. post office.
4. the airport.
i would rather sit in the DMV with a good book to keep me company for TWO DAYS STRAIGHT than to go back to traffic court again. i would rather tear off my finger nails. holy shit, its terrible.
excuse me if any of this sounds racist, its not meant to be. so, as im sitting there and MISSED MY FUCKING TURN because i had to go out to the car and grab my registration, this HUGE black lady is BUTT UP NEXT TO ME. practically laying on me because she is so obese. she feels the insesent need to talk to me with her breath that smelt like 4 day old cum and feet. we were told not to talk, so i just smile at her in hopes that she wont give me warts in my nostrils from her breath. the judge dismisses a guy who got a ticket 15 YEARS AGO, 15 YEARS AGO BUDDY, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN? anyway, so he dismisses him and this lady turns to me and is all, (no joke) "aww sugah, i hope he dismisses my case like that." ok lady, of course we were all thinking and hoping that, BUT YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU WERE DRIVING WITH A SUSPENDED LICENSE, NO PLATES, NO INSURANCE, NO REGISTRATION, YOU WERE SPEEDING, ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND YOU WERE DRIVING A STOLEN CAR. cool. yeah lady, he's going to totally dismiss your case. this woman told me her life story, i swear. i could tell you what fucking blood type she is, what her parents names are, where she wants to be buried, and how she is cheating on her husband. im sorry, but it seems everywhere i go, fat black women always feel the need to talk to me. some of them are awesome, but OTHERS WHO DONT BRUSH THEIR TEETH AND WANT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING need to know to back off.
not only are you totally pissed your in traffic court, but your freaked out that your car is going to get stolen in the ghetto ass parking lot, you might get raped or mugged on your way out to the car (and im a small girl, i couldnt take them!), but seriously, when youre in traffic court, JUST DONT FUCKING TALK TO ANYBODY. NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. we want you to shut the fuck up so we can listen to some lame ass degeneret pleeing his "sob story" to the judge who obviously could give a shit. its like court tv. oh man.
so there ya go.
4 worst places to be.
now if you want my reasoning for the others, just ask.
do you agree?