Streams of Unconsciousness
I had a gun and I was in a fast food joint and I told everyone to get out by waving the gun around and then the manager like came at me and I was like "Get back!" and I fired a warning shot into the air but he kept coming and then he was like "You can't shoot me, it's not in your nature" and I was like "GET BACK!" but he kept coming and finally when he said again that I wasn't capable of hurting anyone I asked him if he would tell that to the police and he said yes so I sort of let the gun hang limp and he took it and I just started backing up and then he pointed it at me aggressively and I screamed "NO!" and turned to my right and then I saw the muzzle flash and I felt this weird, painless sensation as the bullet went right through my left ear and then everything went slow-mo and I dropped to my knees but I could still see the restaurant and out the windows I could see the cop cars showing up and then everything went white and my last thought was what a bastard that restaurant manager was that he shot me after I gave up and after telling me that he would tell the police it was obvious I couldn't shoot anybody. I felt betrayed--and that hurt more than the bullet or the fact that I was dead.
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Kevin Carlson got married to Shannon Hall? Everyone was wearing red and I was practicing using a ninja sword and I had this great idea to throw a golf ball in the air and then as it came down swing through it, but no one was paying any attention to me because of the wedding, so I just stood there, sword at my side, while everyone in red ran after the bride and groom, bumping into me, running through me as if I wasn't even there, let alone holding a ninja sword. They looked so happy though, the bride and groom, and all I could think was Fuck Weddings.
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Then I was seated at a long table with a bunch of faceless, nameless people (I think that means something) and I was getting all these vibes from all the girls and I was like whoa, and then I looked down at the table and there was a bottle that kind of looked like Fanta but wasn't, and it kind of dawned on me that this was liquid awesome juice or something and that's why all the girls thought I was the man.
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Kevin Carlson got married to Shannon Hall? Everyone was wearing red and I was practicing using a ninja sword and I had this great idea to throw a golf ball in the air and then as it came down swing through it, but no one was paying any attention to me because of the wedding, so I just stood there, sword at my side, while everyone in red ran after the bride and groom, bumping into me, running through me as if I wasn't even there, let alone holding a ninja sword. They looked so happy though, the bride and groom, and all I could think was Fuck Weddings.
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Then I was seated at a long table with a bunch of faceless, nameless people (I think that means something) and I was getting all these vibes from all the girls and I was like whoa, and then I looked down at the table and there was a bottle that kind of looked like Fanta but wasn't, and it kind of dawned on me that this was liquid awesome juice or something and that's why all the girls thought I was the man.