We're Having a 'Total Recall' Haha! Get it?

[elhoserboy]

In the spirit of California's Statewide Special Election, I offer you this "special" vignette, which, like the "special" election, is both unique and retarded.

The California Recall: A Love StoryA few years ago, us California voters decided to go on a blind date, politically speaking. We got hooked up with a guy named Gray Davis. He seemed nice

Comments

[trancelation]

Best political commentary ever. Though I feel like a total whore and a half for having sex on the first date.

You should smuggle yourself onto the Sean Hannity show. Maybe then I won't mind so much when my dad insists on listening to talk radio in the car.

In other news, look at the effect you have on heterosexual males:

ultradave o (9:06:35 PM): Okay, so I'd have a crush on him too, if I were you.

Oh my!

[trancelation]

I'm going to kick your ass for not replying to my comment. I miss your witty responses.

[elhoserboy]

I've been having trouble replying to comments lately because, well, let me break it down for you mathematically:

Miller High Life + Computer Keyboard = Bad

[trancelation]

That's no excuse. u_u Drunken comments > None!

Okay, maybe my math was a bit off...

[elhoserboy]

Miller High Life was spilled on my keyboard! And since the keyboard in question was part of a laptop, the entire computer was shot. It has since come somewhat back to life, i.e. it turns on, but the keyboard is still out of commission...

Make no mistake: I have written, and will continue to write, drunken posts/comments.

[elhoserboy]

ultradave o (9:06:35 PM): Okay, so I'd have a crush on him too, if I were you.
I've always said (starting now) that Dave was a smart guy!