I would just send it just the way it is. I think that the normal fan letter just sort of bores the shit out of her, or whoever actually takes the time to read them (her assistant I suppose). Something that funny might actually make it into her hands.
I always confuse her with that other chick...Vanessa Carlton. Too many damn earthy girl singers with a piano or a guitar.
Anywho, good luck with your future wife. Even though she'll probably end up being a washed up alcoholic playing dirty clubs one day (Like Club Soda in Kalamazoo, MI). Then you'll capture her heart ;-)
Maybe I'm missing something...elhoserboyApril 9 2003, 21:47:03 UTC
...but I don't see how convincing Michelle Branch and Vanessa Carlton to engage in a videotaped three-way with me is easy, let alone an easy way to make money!
P.S. You should have worn your mask the whole time. And you quit smoking; that shit's bad for your lungs.
I always confuse her with that other chick...Vanessa Carlton. Too many damn earthy girl singers with a piano or a guitar.
Anywho, good luck with your future wife. Even though she'll probably end up being a washed up alcoholic playing dirty clubs one day (Like Club Soda in Kalamazoo, MI). Then you'll capture her heart ;-)
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Thomas already has a perfect name for the biz. No need to change it a bit.
Maybe call it "Earthy Girls are Easy". Or, maybe that is too obvious.
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.....
dude, seriously, brian. this is an idea. it's an easy way to make money, too. yr brother could film it.
ps. my lungs are killing me even more than before now, thanks to the fucking hospital
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P.S. You should have worn your mask the whole time. And you quit smoking; that shit's bad for your lungs.
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These cracked me up. Good stuff.
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Thanks for the suggestion.
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Or the hands of the police!
P.S. At your suggestion, I've just begun reading Wally Lamb's, "She's Come Undone"
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