I've Got Nothing...

[elhoserboy]

I have written in my live-journal exactly twice in the last month. If I had the nerve to call myself a writer, I would chalk this up to a bad case of "Writer's Block", but since

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[crystalline9]

Hate to inform you of this, but this post confirmed, as if it needed confirming, that you are, indeed, a writer.

And a pretty damn good one at that.

I want to go where you went. That's beautiful. Need a sunny day to run away during.

And one should never masturbate with the blinds open because all that does is make your neighbors look at you oddly later. Trust me. I know. Ahem.

_crystal.

[theblackdog2071]

Confucious say: He who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

[crystalline9]

And always wear clean underpants.

Or, at least, always wear underpants in general.

_crystal.

[elhoserboy]

Confucius Say: "He who jump off cliff jump to conclusion."

[elhoserboy]

I wish one of my neighbors would have seen me! As it were, not one person walked by while I was in the throes of passion (with myself). Of course, it could just be that I didn't see anyone because my eyes kept rolling back in my head. In fact, there could be some person out there, right this very minute, relaying to their captivated friends about the time he was out walking his dog and saw a completely nude dude rigorously giving himself a hand-job (with his left hand because it almost feels like it's someone else).