Sequel: the hard version
The 10 fannish references I'd love people to recognize, even though I know my nearest & dearest (that'd be my husband) probably won't get many of them:
1) I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.
2) The second you don't respect this, it kills you.
3) They tried to kill him with a forklift.
4) Understanding is a three-edged sword.
5) Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.
6) There is no rule six.
7) Chinchilla! Chinchilla! Chinchilla!
8) "Did you go to school for that?" "No, I got thrown out of school for that."
9) You die, she dies, everybody dies.
10) I am hope.
Extra bonus, beyond ultra-obscure, ain't nobody gonna get this one (and if anyone does... my gods, dude, get a life already):
I did not ask for, did not receive, and will not pay for item 21 "Tax" on your invoice.
1) I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.
2) The second you don't respect this, it kills you.
3) They tried to kill him with a forklift.
4) Understanding is a three-edged sword.
5) Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.
6) There is no rule six.
7) Chinchilla! Chinchilla! Chinchilla!
8) "Did you go to school for that?" "No, I got thrown out of school for that."
9) You die, she dies, everybody dies.
10) I am hope.
Extra bonus, beyond ultra-obscure, ain't nobody gonna get this one (and if anyone does... my gods, dude, get a life already):
I did not ask for, did not receive, and will not pay for item 21 "Tax" on your invoice.