I am, you know. It's kinda frightening.
take the WHAT BAD BOOK ARE YOU test.
and go to mewing.net. not as good as reading a good book, but way better than a bad one.
When I read this, as a teenager, I loved it. I told Chris about it later, and said, "you gotta read this book! It's incredible!!" And he said, "What's it about?" So I replied, "It's about a thousand pages..."