My dad says he might send Jade. oh glee.
Elfwine: ahem
: (Damien)hello. brother of mine. your hair looks nice
Elfwine: Thank you! I've started using this--ack. Back to glaring at you
: (Damien)...what?
Elfwine: What's with littleDamien bigDamien?
: (Damien) Trauma?
: (Damien) Denial?
: (Damien) Genetics?
Elfwine: And where does acting like me come into it?
(Damien) I... have no idea. Maybe it'll go away when I have what is rightfully mine...
(damien) :D I have some ribbons for you!!! They are black!!! :D
Elfwine: *checks pockets* Look! Gold coin. Isn't that shiny? Be normal. ...ribbons!
(damien) SHINY!!!!!
Elfwine: *shines it a bit on his shirt and tosses it to Damien*
(Damien) ::catches and pockets::... maybe you should tie those ribbons in your hair... they'll bring out your eyes
(damien) SHIIIIIIIIIIIINYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! :D:D:D:D
(Damien) or... eye
Elfwine: *raises eyebrows* *eyes ribbons speculatively* Well. Get yourself back what's yours. What's keeping it away?
(damien) The mean sailor lady has my SHINY
(damien) SHE IS NOT POLISHING IT AND KISSING IT!!!
Elfwine: Sink her ship. No one likes sailors. All wet and cabin-boy molesting.
(Damien) and also... red is so not his colour
Elfwine: ...well, do you really want her sailor germs on your shiny?
(damien);_;
Elfwine: And evil wants to be a fashion designer. Lovely
(Damien) ...
Elfwine: Go forth and seize the silmaril, boy! Carpe shiny!
(Damien) You mean "Carpe nitida gemma" don't you?
Elfwine: ;_;
(damien)DAMIEN KNOWS BIG WORDS!! :D:D:D:D
Elfwine: how about "disconcerting"
(damien) O_O BEEEEG WORD
Elfwine: beeeeeg
(damien) ::throws arms in air and runs around you:: BEEG WORDS BEEEG WORDS AND SHINIEEES!!!
Elfwine: *picks up* YES! and apparently lots of sugar
(Damien) Hellooo nurse.
Elfwine: Ah shit
(Damien) ::cackles::
Elfwine: *drops*
(damien) ;_;
Elfwine: aww. *cuddles littleDamien*
(damien) ::sniff:: do you have more SHINIES?
Elfwine: Hmm. *holds out a screw* It's shiny. New and everything
(damien) ::sniiiiiiiiff:: SHINY
He's been doing this for a while.
Which I would show evidence beyond the comments section of the newspost, except the chatlogs keep getting lost cause my mun's a moron but Damien's mun is getting them for him I've been away from my computer BECAUSE SOMEONE SET MY OFFICE ON FIRE.
that is all.
I must now go bathe.
And see about braiding my hair. *grabs ribbons* ...*thinks* *uses them to tie up Elphir instead*
: (Damien)hello. brother of mine. your hair looks nice
Elfwine: Thank you! I've started using this--ack. Back to glaring at you
: (Damien)...what?
Elfwine: What's with littleDamien bigDamien?
: (Damien) Trauma?
: (Damien) Denial?
: (Damien) Genetics?
Elfwine: And where does acting like me come into it?
(Damien) I... have no idea. Maybe it'll go away when I have what is rightfully mine...
(damien) :D I have some ribbons for you!!! They are black!!! :D
Elfwine: *checks pockets* Look! Gold coin. Isn't that shiny? Be normal. ...ribbons!
(damien) SHINY!!!!!
Elfwine: *shines it a bit on his shirt and tosses it to Damien*
(Damien) ::catches and pockets::... maybe you should tie those ribbons in your hair... they'll bring out your eyes
(damien) SHIIIIIIIIIIIINYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! :D:D:D:D
(Damien) or... eye
Elfwine: *raises eyebrows* *eyes ribbons speculatively* Well. Get yourself back what's yours. What's keeping it away?
(damien) The mean sailor lady has my SHINY
(damien) SHE IS NOT POLISHING IT AND KISSING IT!!!
Elfwine: Sink her ship. No one likes sailors. All wet and cabin-boy molesting.
(Damien) and also... red is so not his colour
Elfwine: ...well, do you really want her sailor germs on your shiny?
(damien);_;
Elfwine: And evil wants to be a fashion designer. Lovely
(Damien) ...
Elfwine: Go forth and seize the silmaril, boy! Carpe shiny!
(Damien) You mean "Carpe nitida gemma" don't you?
Elfwine: ;_;
(damien)DAMIEN KNOWS BIG WORDS!! :D:D:D:D
Elfwine: how about "disconcerting"
(damien) O_O BEEEEG WORD
Elfwine: beeeeeg
(damien) ::throws arms in air and runs around you:: BEEG WORDS BEEEG WORDS AND SHINIEEES!!!
Elfwine: *picks up* YES! and apparently lots of sugar
(Damien) Hellooo nurse.
Elfwine: Ah shit
(Damien) ::cackles::
Elfwine: *drops*
(damien) ;_;
Elfwine: aww. *cuddles littleDamien*
(damien) ::sniff:: do you have more SHINIES?
Elfwine: Hmm. *holds out a screw* It's shiny. New and everything
(damien) ::sniiiiiiiiff:: SHINY
He's been doing this for a while.
Which I would show evidence beyond the comments section of the newspost, except the chatlogs keep getting lost cause my mun's a moron but Damien's mun is getting them for him I've been away from my computer BECAUSE SOMEONE SET MY OFFICE ON FIRE.
that is all.
I must now go bathe.
And see about braiding my hair. *grabs ribbons* ...*thinks* *uses them to tie up Elphir instead*