♦what if
→what if, kyumin;eunhae;sitae(?!), pg-13, crack, wc~910
summary: What if (x) member never joined Super Junior?
13. what if leeteuk never joined?
"hyung!" donghae giggles as yuri and yoona grind up against him. "heechul..heechullie hyung!" he yells a little louder as he waves his beer bottle in the air.
heechul, half-drunk with a even drunker hankyung sliding over him, turns to donghae. he gives a toothy grin and winks clumsily.
"this is a great party, h-hyung!" donghae says as hyukjae rips yuri and yoona off of his boyfriend. he's pulled into a protective embrace and he giggles drunkenly as he feels something poking his behind. "e-eunjae!" he squeals as he's promptly dragged into the nearest bedroom.
on the other side of the room, among the flashing lights, smell of sex, drugs and drunken stupor sungmin is leaning against the wall, kyuhyun on top of him. they're making out in the corner of the room, as is yunho and jaejoong.
siwon, totally drunk, pats heechul on the back. "good...party, hyung! good party!" he repeats the latter in english before he spots taemin and drags him away.
12. what if heechul never joined?
"so you're a virgin, sungmin?"
"never kissed, either."
"ah, me too..."
"hey, i am too!"
"hey...me too..."
"this is awkward."
"...hm."
11. what if hankyung never joined?
super junior-m's debut fails, as reported by the seoul times.
"well, it's not our fault we didn't have anybody to teach us mandarin. and...our accents sound like crap," kyuhyun sniffs and puts down the paper.
siwon groans. "i can speak mandarin! fs@**!!1/dsdsa~@#3dsd~!" he says.
"what? d*&^/p@&*!1&78d!f!" kyuhyun replies and zhou mi flails his arms angrily, henry sighing beside him.
"住嘴!" zhou mi yells and kyuhyun turns to him.
"*!@fs)(@0dsd@//<>!!5d."
10. what if yesung never joined?
everything would just be the same...
9. what if kangin never joined?
jungsu groaned as his little children flooded around him, their mouths open for food. he frowned and stared at his children, petting their heads and reaching up to some of them.
henry - the youngest - squeaked as shindong stepped on him.
jungsu shook his head and closed his eyes. "i wish appa hadn't left," he muttered.
"yeah well," kyuhyun suddenly piped up. "you aren't a joy to be around either."
lets just say jungsu wasn't very happy after that.
8. what if shindong never joined?
"we have a lot of food," sungmin commented as he opened the fridge. kyuhyun peaked over his shoulder and hummed.
"we buy a lot more then we need to," ryeowook sighed. "it makes our bill go higher and we get less out of our pay."
jungsu blinked. "oh yeah - i forgot to tell you that starting next week the twelth floor and the eleventh will have to share a floor. apparently we throw out so much food and waste so much money that we can't afford two floors.
"as^&&%!1.//#@1!!!" han geng yelled in chinese before storming out of the dorm.
7. what if sungmin never joined?
kyuhyun winced as he rolled over on his bed - er, the floor - hitting his head on the wall.
"can i please have my own bed?" he whined, putting on his best not-evil maknae-pout.
heechul blinked. "who are you again?"
"i'm kyuhyun..."
"...oh yeah. ...no."
"why?!"
"nobody likes you."
"...oh. okay."
6. what if eunhyuk never joined?
donghae sighed. this was it - these were the last moments of his life. he had promptly decided he had no friends (sungmin didn't count because sungmin was sungmin and sungmin was sort of emo and suicidal himself.) maybe he would find a better friend in heaven.
...and then he fell.
5. what if donghae never joined?
eunhyuk sighed. this was it - these were the last moments of his life. he had promptly decided he had no friends (sungmin didn't count because sungmin was sungmin and sungmin was sort of emo and suicidal himself.) maybe he would find a better friend in heaven.
...and then he fell.
4. what if siwon never joined?
"let's go to church!" jungsu said, but not really, as he motioned for the rest of super junior to follow him.
sungmin was on the couch, with ryeowook draped over him. kyuhyun was leaning against said couch with eunhyuk squished beside him, donghae on his lap. the rest of super junior was on various chairs around the room, all crowded around a large, seventy-two inch flat screen tv.
oh, and they were all eating chips.
"no," they all chorused and jungsu sighed.
"...i tried."
3. what if ryeowook never joined?
"i made beijing fried rice!" han geng yelled as he prepared plates. heechul was there in a second, smacking his lips.
"not again!" a few or maybe more people from various parts of the dorm yelled.
"is that the only thing you can make?" shindong groaned.
han geng blinked. "well...nobody else can cook..."
"then learn," sungmin yelled moodily as he slammed the door to his and kyuhyun's room.
heechul grinned and looked down at the plates.
"...more for me!"
2. what if kibum never joined?
everything would just be the same... (yesung and kibum are really too invisible)
1. what if kyuhyun never joined?
"introducing the newest members of super junior...zhou mi and henry!"
sungmin grinned goofily as zhou mi wrapped an arm around his waist. "i'm so glad that SM never introduced another member and said something stupid like... we're never going to bring another member into super junior!"
zhou mi nodded and looked over to see henry being bombarded by english fans.
(oh the irony.)
summary: What if (x) member never joined Super Junior?
13. what if leeteuk never joined?
"hyung!" donghae giggles as yuri and yoona grind up against him. "heechul..heechullie hyung!" he yells a little louder as he waves his beer bottle in the air.
heechul, half-drunk with a even drunker hankyung sliding over him, turns to donghae. he gives a toothy grin and winks clumsily.
"this is a great party, h-hyung!" donghae says as hyukjae rips yuri and yoona off of his boyfriend. he's pulled into a protective embrace and he giggles drunkenly as he feels something poking his behind. "e-eunjae!" he squeals as he's promptly dragged into the nearest bedroom.
on the other side of the room, among the flashing lights, smell of sex, drugs and drunken stupor sungmin is leaning against the wall, kyuhyun on top of him. they're making out in the corner of the room, as is yunho and jaejoong.
siwon, totally drunk, pats heechul on the back. "good...party, hyung! good party!" he repeats the latter in english before he spots taemin and drags him away.
12. what if heechul never joined?
"so you're a virgin, sungmin?"
"never kissed, either."
"ah, me too..."
"hey, i am too!"
"hey...me too..."
"this is awkward."
"...hm."
11. what if hankyung never joined?
super junior-m's debut fails, as reported by the seoul times.
"well, it's not our fault we didn't have anybody to teach us mandarin. and...our accents sound like crap," kyuhyun sniffs and puts down the paper.
siwon groans. "i can speak mandarin! fs@**!!1/dsdsa~@#3dsd~!" he says.
"what? d*&^/p@&*!1&78d!f!" kyuhyun replies and zhou mi flails his arms angrily, henry sighing beside him.
"住嘴!" zhou mi yells and kyuhyun turns to him.
"*!@fs)(@0dsd@//<>!!5d."
10. what if yesung never joined?
everything would just be the same...
9. what if kangin never joined?
jungsu groaned as his little children flooded around him, their mouths open for food. he frowned and stared at his children, petting their heads and reaching up to some of them.
henry - the youngest - squeaked as shindong stepped on him.
jungsu shook his head and closed his eyes. "i wish appa hadn't left," he muttered.
"yeah well," kyuhyun suddenly piped up. "you aren't a joy to be around either."
lets just say jungsu wasn't very happy after that.
8. what if shindong never joined?
"we have a lot of food," sungmin commented as he opened the fridge. kyuhyun peaked over his shoulder and hummed.
"we buy a lot more then we need to," ryeowook sighed. "it makes our bill go higher and we get less out of our pay."
jungsu blinked. "oh yeah - i forgot to tell you that starting next week the twelth floor and the eleventh will have to share a floor. apparently we throw out so much food and waste so much money that we can't afford two floors.
"as^&&%!1.//#@1!!!" han geng yelled in chinese before storming out of the dorm.
7. what if sungmin never joined?
kyuhyun winced as he rolled over on his bed - er, the floor - hitting his head on the wall.
"can i please have my own bed?" he whined, putting on his best not-evil maknae-pout.
heechul blinked. "who are you again?"
"i'm kyuhyun..."
"...oh yeah. ...no."
"why?!"
"nobody likes you."
"...oh. okay."
6. what if eunhyuk never joined?
donghae sighed. this was it - these were the last moments of his life. he had promptly decided he had no friends (sungmin didn't count because sungmin was sungmin and sungmin was sort of emo and suicidal himself.) maybe he would find a better friend in heaven.
...and then he fell.
5. what if donghae never joined?
eunhyuk sighed. this was it - these were the last moments of his life. he had promptly decided he had no friends (sungmin didn't count because sungmin was sungmin and sungmin was sort of emo and suicidal himself.) maybe he would find a better friend in heaven.
...and then he fell.
4. what if siwon never joined?
"let's go to church!" jungsu said, but not really, as he motioned for the rest of super junior to follow him.
sungmin was on the couch, with ryeowook draped over him. kyuhyun was leaning against said couch with eunhyuk squished beside him, donghae on his lap. the rest of super junior was on various chairs around the room, all crowded around a large, seventy-two inch flat screen tv.
oh, and they were all eating chips.
"no," they all chorused and jungsu sighed.
"...i tried."
3. what if ryeowook never joined?
"i made beijing fried rice!" han geng yelled as he prepared plates. heechul was there in a second, smacking his lips.
"not again!" a few or maybe more people from various parts of the dorm yelled.
"is that the only thing you can make?" shindong groaned.
han geng blinked. "well...nobody else can cook..."
"then learn," sungmin yelled moodily as he slammed the door to his and kyuhyun's room.
heechul grinned and looked down at the plates.
"...more for me!"
2. what if kibum never joined?
everything would just be the same... (yesung and kibum are really too invisible)
1. what if kyuhyun never joined?
"introducing the newest members of super junior...zhou mi and henry!"
sungmin grinned goofily as zhou mi wrapped an arm around his waist. "i'm so glad that SM never introduced another member and said something stupid like... we're never going to bring another member into super junior!"
zhou mi nodded and looked over to see henry being bombarded by english fans.
(oh the irony.)