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Soto's boyfriend was her twin's mother, and also Ken Watanabe's aunt.
There is logic behind that statement; you just don't see it yet. Allow me to explain, via a mathematics-style proof:
The givens:
1. Soto is strawberry short cake.
2. Soto's twin, Cue, is cup cake.
3. Cue's mother, Soto's other mother, is German chocolate cake.
4. Didi is cheese cake (but that is extraneous information I tossed in to throw you off)
5. Soto's boyfriend also professed to be German chocolate cake.
The proof:
1. Cue's mother = German chocolate cake (given)
2. Soto's boyfriend = German chocolate cake (given)
3. Cue = Soto's twin (given)
4. Soto's boyfriend = Soto's twin's mother (commutative property: 1,2,3)
5. Ken Watanabe = Cue's uncle (I.A.H.*)
6. Soto's boyfriend = Ken Watanabe's aunt (4,5)
*I.A.H. = Interchangeability of Asians in Hollywood: Ken Watanabe is everyone's Chinese uncle.
Thus, Soto's boyfriend = Soto's twin's mother and Ken Watanabe's aunt.
Yes, we figured this out at the Christmas party where there was lots of sugar and tickling, and yes I wrote this out on a piece of paper at 3 in the morning the next day.
Here is a picture I drew with my shiny new tablet, of Cup Cue, Strawberry Short Soto, and Pan BusMan. (My boy decided to be pancakes instead of German chocolate cake because, as he said, "My stomach's as hard as cast iron." XD That is also why the statement above was in past tense.)
Cheese Didi, German chocolate Other Mother, Dobash Mommy, and several others should join the cake party at some point. What kind of cake are you?
There is logic behind that statement; you just don't see it yet. Allow me to explain, via a mathematics-style proof:
The givens:
1. Soto is strawberry short cake.
2. Soto's twin, Cue, is cup cake.
3. Cue's mother, Soto's other mother, is German chocolate cake.
4. Didi is cheese cake (but that is extraneous information I tossed in to throw you off)
5. Soto's boyfriend also professed to be German chocolate cake.
The proof:
1. Cue's mother = German chocolate cake (given)
2. Soto's boyfriend = German chocolate cake (given)
3. Cue = Soto's twin (given)
4. Soto's boyfriend = Soto's twin's mother (commutative property: 1,2,3)
5. Ken Watanabe = Cue's uncle (I.A.H.*)
6. Soto's boyfriend = Ken Watanabe's aunt (4,5)
*I.A.H. = Interchangeability of Asians in Hollywood: Ken Watanabe is everyone's Chinese uncle.
Thus, Soto's boyfriend = Soto's twin's mother and Ken Watanabe's aunt.
Yes, we figured this out at the Christmas party where there was lots of sugar and tickling, and yes I wrote this out on a piece of paper at 3 in the morning the next day.
Here is a picture I drew with my shiny new tablet, of Cup Cue, Strawberry Short Soto, and Pan BusMan. (My boy decided to be pancakes instead of German chocolate cake because, as he said, "My stomach's as hard as cast iron." XD That is also why the statement above was in past tense.)
Cheese Didi, German chocolate Other Mother, Dobash Mommy, and several others should join the cake party at some point. What kind of cake are you?