TheText Commandments

[elfsausage]

From Mark William Levine...
If God had texted the 10 commandments to Moses

1.no1 be4 me. Srsly
2. Dnt wrshp pix/idols.
3. No omg's
...4. No wrk on w/ends (sat 4 now, sun l8r)
......5. Pos ok - ur m&d r kool
6. Dnt kill ppl
7. :-x only w/ m8
8. Dnt stl
9. Dnt lie re: bf
10. Dnt ogle ur bf's m8, or ox, or dnkey. Myob