Setting the record straight on ejaculate

[elfs]

So, apparently there's this meme going around that a single ejaculation containes something like 1.5 terabytes of data. However, after de-duplication and BWT-based compression, you'd only end up with something like 15KB of Shannon information

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[solarbird]

Which on a 1500 baud Kansas City interface cassette system would be a nice round 16 feet(!) (192 inches) of audiotape - ignoring leader and header information, of course, since that varies by cassette and system.

I'e never seen a man produce that length of ejaculate - it's always been quite a bit more compact than that - so I'd have to say that it's considerably more space-efficient than cassette.

But quite a bit messier, and even less durable.

[amindofiron]

and now I have a mental image of some sort of bizarre robo-jaculate composed of a unwinding spool of magnetic tape. why do I read this stuff when I know by brain is gonna do things like *that* with it?

[drhoz]

XD

[solarbird]

Be glad I didn't do the math for paper tape. There's nothing more annoying than an ejaculate cut.

[amindofiron]

ow....ow ow ow OW! *shudder*, I'm going away now.