Where's Towelie when you need him?
True story.
Me: "Hello." *scans merchandise*
stupid lanky tough-talking boy who'd probably get beat up by midgets: "Do you take drug money?"
Me: *wanting to tell him off but has to bite tongue* "Not as far as I know." *takes money*
him: "...ya just did."
stupid boy's mom with FAR too many tatoos on her hillbilly body: "YOU SHUTUP OR I'll BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU."
him: "...fucker."
Me: *thinks they should get out of her store immediately...
...later sniffs $20 bill out of morbid curiosity.*
Me: "Hello." *scans merchandise*
stupid lanky tough-talking boy who'd probably get beat up by midgets: "Do you take drug money?"
Me: *wanting to tell him off but has to bite tongue* "Not as far as I know." *takes money*
him: "...ya just did."
stupid boy's mom with FAR too many tatoos on her hillbilly body: "YOU SHUTUP OR I'll BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU."
him: "...fucker."
Me: *thinks they should get out of her store immediately...
...later sniffs $20 bill out of morbid curiosity.*