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According to this meme I stole from Sparky, I'm a little bit of a lot of racial stereotypes, but decidedly un-American. There were a number of places where being a vegetarian hurt my chances. As to the chicken question, I did like the taste of chicken, I just have issues with unethical slaugher practices and factory farming methods.
Anywho,
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
[x]You say Freakin'/Frickin' instead of Fucking. (I say both quite frequently)
Total = 5
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total = 4
Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[x] You talk with your hands. (as well as dramatic poses...)
[ ] Your last name sounds like a pasta.
Total = 6
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 4
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (believe it or not, I can handle it pretty well. I just prefer not to.)
Total = 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a At. Pattys Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 1
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance. (ha ha! That's a joke, right?)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[x] You are funny/you always make people laugh.
[ ] You are lazy.
[ ] You speak with imperfect grammar.
Total = 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons. (sometimes, but to be scientifically correct only when they're in the Pacific or Indian oceans. . . seriously)
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You wear American Eagle and/or Hollister. (not anything with the brand name emblazoned on it. . . just brown pants and a blue shirt for work)
[ ] You can't drive.
[x] You eat (literally) anything. (not counting meat ^_~)
Total = 5
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
[x] You speak some German. (my all of one day of class, but I have the book)
Total = 5
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 3
Mexican (Latino)
[ ] You are short, around 5'.
[ ] You spray a lot of perfume/cologne on yourself.
[x] You're found working in the back (kitchen) of any restaurant.
[ ] You work in Chinese supermarkets.
[ ] You're willing to work for any pay.
[ ] You have jumped over the Great Wall of Mexico (AKA the border fence between USA and Mexico).
[ ] You put lots of gel on your hair.
[ ] You play soccer.
[x] You love spicy food.
[ ] You put lots of makeup on.
Total = 2
Jewish
[ ] You have a big nose.
[x] You hate Hitler.
[ ] You have a family member who's been in the concentration camps during WWII.
[x] The Holocaust is horrifying.
[ ] You want to take over the world. (only on a good day)
[ ] Everybody hates you.
[ ] You wear a Kippah.
[ ] You have a long beard.
[ ] You have read/heard of the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
Total = 2
American
[ ] You dislike foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (it's a stereotype meme! though this portion seems oddly Republican....)
[ ] You eat at McDonalds often.
[ ] You are obese/close to being obese.
[ ] You love to criticize things/people when you are in a foreign country.
[ ] You love big things.
[ ] You are wasteful.
total = 1
Anywho,
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
[x]You say Freakin'/Frickin' instead of Fucking. (I say both quite frequently)
Total = 5
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total = 4
Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[x] You talk with your hands. (as well as dramatic poses...)
[ ] Your last name sounds like a pasta.
Total = 6
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 4
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (believe it or not, I can handle it pretty well. I just prefer not to.)
Total = 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a At. Pattys Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 1
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance. (ha ha! That's a joke, right?)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[x] You are funny/you always make people laugh.
[ ] You are lazy.
[ ] You speak with imperfect grammar.
Total = 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons. (sometimes, but to be scientifically correct only when they're in the Pacific or Indian oceans. . . seriously)
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You wear American Eagle and/or Hollister. (not anything with the brand name emblazoned on it. . . just brown pants and a blue shirt for work)
[ ] You can't drive.
[x] You eat (literally) anything. (not counting meat ^_~)
Total = 5
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
[x] You speak some German. (my all of one day of class, but I have the book)
Total = 5
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 3
Mexican (Latino)
[ ] You are short, around 5'.
[ ] You spray a lot of perfume/cologne on yourself.
[x] You're found working in the back (kitchen) of any restaurant.
[ ] You work in Chinese supermarkets.
[ ] You're willing to work for any pay.
[ ] You have jumped over the Great Wall of Mexico (AKA the border fence between USA and Mexico).
[ ] You put lots of gel on your hair.
[ ] You play soccer.
[x] You love spicy food.
[ ] You put lots of makeup on.
Total = 2
Jewish
[ ] You have a big nose.
[x] You hate Hitler.
[ ] You have a family member who's been in the concentration camps during WWII.
[x] The Holocaust is horrifying.
[ ] You want to take over the world. (only on a good day)
[ ] Everybody hates you.
[ ] You wear a Kippah.
[ ] You have a long beard.
[ ] You have read/heard of the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
Total = 2
American
[ ] You dislike foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (it's a stereotype meme! though this portion seems oddly Republican....)
[ ] You eat at McDonalds often.
[ ] You are obese/close to being obese.
[ ] You love to criticize things/people when you are in a foreign country.
[ ] You love big things.
[ ] You are wasteful.
total = 1