May 02, 2010 15:03
1. Stay awake until 2 a.m.
2. Get awakened by a pair of screaming, fighting felines right outside your bedroom window at 4:30 a.m.
- 2a. Worry briefly about neighbor's white cat, who is probably one of the combatants
3. Put in earplugs and go back to sleep, only to OVERsleep considerably
4. Watch your own (beloved but geriatric) cat put her front paws in the litterbox, decide that's close enough, and pee on your bedroom floor instead of the litter
*facepalm* Where's the do-over button for life?
argh