Courtesy of
polonius, it's the Worst Blurbs Ever meme: you pick some books you love and write the most obfuscatory, point-missing blurbs you possibly can - and then everyone tries to guess what they are!
1. Dude makes a promise to a popular girl. Then he takes a walk with a girl who's just as popular, just in a different way.
2. This girl runs away from home and lives with another girl, who ends up in politics.
3. Some guy fails gym, goes abroad, and lies to a lot of people.
4. Angry chick beats up a lot of people. Then there are a lot of strong chicks.
5. A dude and a chick's friends convince each of them that the other like-likes them, and they fall for it. Two of the friends break-up because the guy's acting like a douchebag, and it totally kills his girlfriend, except it doesn't so they don't, y'know?
One of them is a TV show, one's a play, three are books.