So I've not gotten around to watching the BSG mid-season premier yet (and I'm still unspoiled, though I'm seeing both "Best BSG in a long time!" and "OMG, they killed show!" reactions from my flist), but today I sat down and watched the latest batch of webisodes straight through.
Going in, I saw it was co-written by Jane Espenson, and the whole story was a sort of classic locked-space mystery. I thought there was potential. Boy was I wrong.
That Gaeta is Gayta? Not a surprise.
That he's also BiCyCurious, and a bit of a slut? Okay.
That he co-starred on New Caprica in Sharon's Lists, a Deeply Serious Film by Stephen Seriousberg? Oh dear.
But wait, no!
He WASN'T starring in Sharon's Lists. He was starring in You Don't Know What I Did Last Occupation, a teen horror hit by M. Night Shamama Lama-Man.
And thanks to Creepy Stalker Sharon, Gaeta's gonna go all DARK and PUNISHERY. So we have that to look forward to.
WHAT A TWIST!