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[elfintheoven]

How can I be so certain
and you so unsure?

-_-

This day is for retards.
For people who buy latex balloons and russell stover boxes of chocolate at wal-mart.

So fuck you and your uncertainty.
Fuck you and your distance.
Fuck you and the biggest bouquet of flowers I've ever seen.
I'll be certain enough
and clingy enough
for an army of men.

I'm the one.
There's nothing to confuse you.

I've got a note that promises a retarded day next year with oysters.

Here's to 2012, babe.