I snuck in a rutabega, bamboo shoots, chow mein noodles, Great Grains cereal, and face wash
Lessons Learned Today:
To an artist/cooky cube neighbor the following is a logic problem: If you have three light switches in one room and three corresponding lights in another room, how can you tell which switch corresponds with which light by only walking from the switch room to the lamp room once? Now this ends up to be a riddle, possibly a trick question. But it has nothing to do with the logical number of states of the lightbulb and the number of switches, unless you count "just turned the lightbulb off" as a state. If that is a state, let me make up some more random states. How about "just turned the lightbulb on", and "put the switch on a dimmer". Great, now we can have five lightbulbs in the other room and still figure it out!
I'm actually better at diagramming logic problems than some artists/cooky cube neighbors.
All the hot guys at the commissary have wives. Like literally. They have their wives there. With them. Just over there at the next cheese display. Don't try to strike up conversation with hot guys in the commissary.
When Mom says "Can we make a stop at the grocery store because we're out of milk", she means "Can we stop at the grocery store so I can do my two hours worth of grocery shopping for the week"
And finally, I've learned that I've become much more skilled at sneaking food into the grocery cart when Mom's not looking.
To an artist/cooky cube neighbor the following is a logic problem: If you have three light switches in one room and three corresponding lights in another room, how can you tell which switch corresponds with which light by only walking from the switch room to the lamp room once? Now this ends up to be a riddle, possibly a trick question. But it has nothing to do with the logical number of states of the lightbulb and the number of switches, unless you count "just turned the lightbulb off" as a state. If that is a state, let me make up some more random states. How about "just turned the lightbulb on", and "put the switch on a dimmer". Great, now we can have five lightbulbs in the other room and still figure it out!
I'm actually better at diagramming logic problems than some artists/cooky cube neighbors.
All the hot guys at the commissary have wives. Like literally. They have their wives there. With them. Just over there at the next cheese display. Don't try to strike up conversation with hot guys in the commissary.
When Mom says "Can we make a stop at the grocery store because we're out of milk", she means "Can we stop at the grocery store so I can do my two hours worth of grocery shopping for the week"
And finally, I've learned that I've become much more skilled at sneaking food into the grocery cart when Mom's not looking.