Frack, I hurt myself laughing.

[elfie_elfie]

I FINALLY GOT A DECENT SPAM TITLE!  :-D

"You will be shocked in some way by the gradual increasing of your penis."

I'm getting penis enlargements instead of software spam!  Yay!

Comments

[kaleetha]

Why is that so amusing? I get them all the time and I hate them. I try so hard to keep my email out of spams-way, and I am still inundated. :P

Mine usually start off with... Your lady will be PLEASED....Oiy.

[elfie_elfie]

I tried being annoyed. I got REALLY annoyed. It wasn't doing anything good for me. So I decided to be amused. But it's difficult to be amused when the only spam you get is for software (CorelDraw! Lotus! Windows Apps! woo. *rolls eyes* PENIS ENLARGEMeNTS! All RIGHT! I'm going to set myself apart from other men, fer sher! I'll be the only woman with a dick! And I'll get MY OWN LADY WHO WILL BE PLEASED!)

[kaleetha]

Okay... I'm with you there. I'm working very hard on my "what does it accomplish to be angry" outlook. It's one my husband is very good at, and I'm slowly learning, but you're right. If you can't do anything about it, at least you're not putting anymore negative energy into it!

I use gmail... so the amusing thing for me is when I go to my spam folder and then back to my inbox, and the key word advertisement at the top says "Spam Linguini!" or "Spam Salad" or something of that sort... recipes for spam. They're amusing, although I'd never make them.

[elfie_elfie]

Let's not forget Spam's twin brother Kam!