Aug 03, 2002 19:46
Mr. Bergil was kind enough to take me home to Maglor and Fyodor, but we made a detour to a bar first - I do not remember much, except vague memories of guzzling alcohol, foam spilling all over the place, and dancing nude in the stables with the blue-eyed gentleman.
Perhaps I do remember more than I gave myself credit for. Hmm. Anyway.
I decided to help my ex-husband Theoden with a personals ad, and bring a new warm body in his life. So here is a personals ad for him:
Théoden Ednew: Former King of Rohan. Long wavy blonde hair, lean, wiry frame, deep sensuous voice. Seemingly permanent disgruntled expression on face can be changed with a bit of lovin'. Enjoys the company of both males and female... HUMANS OR ELVES. Hobbits need not apply.
Those interested, mail reply to his PO box in Edoras.