Elfhild speaks once more
Hello, darlings. I am currently residing in Hobbiton where my elf has seemingly taken up being co-owned by this halfling right here, the father of one of the halflings whose face I had disfigured with my very own hands.
Yes.
Before I found my elf whom is now being co-owned by the father of a halfling I once mutilated, I had submitted myself to a sanitorium. There, through consuming many Fritos and colourful pills in papercups, I had mastered the art of self control...and accepted self-love. In that way and in the self esteem way.
I, Elfhild, love myself. I can please myself. I can keep myself satisfied without the help of others, especially since Ihaven'tseenMaglorinawhileandI'mbeginningtofeelratherdepressed I am an independent woman.
...
Excuse me.
Yes.
Before I found my elf whom is now being co-owned by the father of a halfling I once mutilated, I had submitted myself to a sanitorium. There, through consuming many Fritos and colourful pills in papercups, I had mastered the art of self control...and accepted self-love. In that way and in the self esteem way.
I, Elfhild, love myself. I can please myself. I can keep myself satisfied without the help of others, especially since Ihaven'tseenMaglorinawhileandI'mbeginningtofeelratherdepressed I am an independent woman.
...
Excuse me.