May 20, 2009 12:11
From a company wide email sent by HR
The vending machine in the kitchen appears to be harboring some evil entity who takes your money and then does not provide you with your item. For some reason this causes the machine to shake uncontrollably, (from what I hear, totally on it's own) causing the machine to break and deny everyone else the opportunity to use it and you unable to be refunded your money immediately.
This amuses me, and I'll take my work-related amusement where I can get it these days.
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