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It's time for my annual Tax Guide, which takes you step-by-step through the federal filing process, from obtaining the proper tax forms all the way to getting that desirable upper prison bunk.
I'll start with quick reminder: This year April 15 falls on a Sunday. This mean, by federal law, that your tax return is due March 15, which was several weeks ago. If you missed the deadline, the International Revenue Services says not to worry. "This is a totally understandable error made by the taxpayers," states IRS Commissioner Charles O. Rossetti. "They will be audited with meat hooks."
I'll start with quick reminder: This year April 15 falls on a Sunday. This mean, by federal law, that your tax return is due March 15, which was several weeks ago. If you missed the deadline, the International Revenue Services says not to worry. "This is a totally understandable error made by the taxpayers," states IRS Commissioner Charles O. Rossetti. "They will be audited with meat hooks."