A Week in the Life of Elf, Volume 2
0540
"We should put a street light up."
"Just one?"
"Yes."
0731
"Can I be your friend?"
"You wouldn't really fit it. Go and talk to the kettle."
"Oh...okay."
1203
"I'd like some vomit, please."
"We have some lovely oyster grey vomit on special today."
"It looks beige."
"Not what you were after?"
1421
"Excuse me, I think you may be dribbling a bit."
"No."
"Um...well...."
"Oh, that. I wanted to do that."
1637
"Do you sell those little things which will froth milk for coffee?"
"Yes."
"That seems a little...large?"
"It's perfect for what you want it for."
1734
"I don't know why you do that."
"What?"
"You know I got this outfit specially."
"I didn't know you were going to wear it today."
1745
"After you."
"Oh no, after you!"
"I'm not sure it's going my way."
"No, but I am."
What's it all about??