Easter-shmeaster

[elf_the_dwarf]

ok. admittedly, i'm not christian. but hey, i like a spring ritual as much as the next person. on the other hand, i have gotten no chocolate, no bunnies, no chicks, no eggs, not even any bloody jelley beans. and my parents haven't called, like they are supposed to every sunday.
fuckin' a, man.
easter was always the most pathetic holiday we ever celebrated at my house, but they could at least f'ing call.

grump.
grump grump.

my aunt at least tried to email my mom and find out if we did anything special for easter.

other than me and aaron bullying my mom into getting us easter candy, no.

fuckin' easter.