Elfy the bulldozer

Aug 24, 2005 23:20

ok. So last night I stayed at Sarah's.
So I missed my meds. :(
So I took them this afternoon after brunch.
And they attacked me after dinner. :(
Elfy also has massive cramps.
Elfy is sad because of this.

My stuff arrived today-- all but the printer, which UPS said it delivered, but it was never in the office. hmm. Maria signed for it, so I guess I'll ask her tomorrow. The two nice chinese (?) girls I met yesterday (they're twins, like us, Pheebs!) helped me get my things to my room. At one point, we had two large boxes with the box containing my matte cutter on top, I placed my hands on the back box (closest to me) and ran full tilt down the hall. after I got to my door, panting and wheezey, the younger twin (who had been walking behind the whole time, but at a slower pace) exclaimed "O my gosh! You're like a bulldozer-- that was amazing!"

Elfy is talking to Jonathan Windle on aim. We are ripping at tourists...
TehElfDa (11:26:22 PM): 3 city dwellers (aka us students) can't do what one tourist can to foot traffic
crfm thesaint (11:26:42 PM): excuse me I'm totally taking a picture here of this very endangered street ant

heh heh heh. And annoying new students-- no one in particular, we're just being vicious.

TehElfDa (11:39:36 PM): I just stare at them and wonder why... WHY?! Why must these people be breathing my oxygen?!
crfm thesaint (11:40:05 PM): because you haven't killed them yet
TehElfDa (11:40:13 PM): good point.
TehElfDa (11:40:36 PM): Did you know that cadmium is rather toxic.
TehElfDa (11:41:03 PM): like cadmium red paint..
crfm thesaint (11:41:13 PM): heh
crfm thesaint (11:41:50 PM): Paint in general is rather toxic
TehElfDa (11:42:32 PM): yes but cadmium can be quite nasty. *decides to check whether or not it is deadly*
crfm thesaint (11:43:59 PM): Isn't there a color of blue paint that contains cyanide?
TehElfDa (11:44:13 PM): meh it would have to be long term, and the death is slow.. and their hair falls out, and all kinds of stuff... it's a heavy metal, and would have kinda the same effect as mercury.

you mean cyan? I'm not sure if it still does... hang on
TehElfDa (11:45:49 PM): meh they use substitutes more often than not, now.
crfm thesaint (11:46:15 PM): Of course you could just use a heavy dose of mind bullets.
TehElfDa (11:46:59 PM): hahahahaha! yea but I'd rather their deaths not be trackable.
TehElfDa (11:48:48 PM): *rereads and thinks*
mind bullets...?
crfm thesaint (11:48:57 PM): Convince them that jumping off high bridges was fun and enjoyable. After all they have impressionable minds if their guidance consolers convinced them to goto art college.
TehElfDa (11:49:15 PM): too true, too true.
crfm thesaint (11:50:12 PM): "hey the other day I jumped of a high bridge it was awesome you should try it sometime"
TehElfDa (11:50:22 PM): heeheehee
crfm thesaint (11:50:34 PM): "You can't jump off of high bridges it will kill you"
TehElfDa (11:50:58 PM): "hey I survived, didn't I?"
crfm thesaint (11:51:17 PM): "Well not where you come from but here in California we have magical anti-gravity that kicks into effect only when you jump off of high places."
TehElfDa (11:51:46 PM): hahaha! (like flying cows..)
TehElfDa (11:52:03 PM): *remembers the flying war cows*
crfm thesaint (11:52:25 PM): "Hollywood decided to install it after the stunt-man union strike of 99."
TehElfDa (11:53:40 PM): *is going to copy all this down for a chuckle*
crfm thesaint (11:57:04 PM): Of course getting them drunk and having "freakish" face alerting surgery performed on them could give you the same suicidal effect. I hear innocent girls are extremely vain.
crfm thesaint (11:59:20 PM): well hummm maybe you might not have to goto the lengths of surgery. "Balls" tattooed across their forehead should do the trick.
TehElfDa (12:00:17 AM): just get 'em drunk, they'd get a tattoo done.. I could take 'em to Zebra in Berkley-- they'll ink anyone-- and hence I don't go there for my ink.
crfm thesaint (12:01:43 AM): The bright side there is if they don't kill themselves after the tattoo they still have the word "Balls" across their forehead.
TehElfDa (12:01:51 AM): true
crfm thesaint (12:02:14 AM): This should be amusing enough to sustain living around them.
TehElfDa (12:02:29 AM): hahaha!!
TehElfDa (12:02:43 AM): you are correct, my good man. *shakes you by the hand*

So I took Elisa (she's in my old room), a major Otaku (read as Anime whore) to see Borders (she has no idea where things are), to the Denny's, where Tex eventually joined us (she got a little lost). afterwards, we went to the Metreon, to show Elisa the meaning of joy. Elisa said she was feeling ill, so we all went back to our dorms.

Mike called me back-- finally.
And I was glad to see Cheese opted to text me back nearly 12 hours after i texted him. but at least he responded, right?
Yea these gals are trying to get me to watch loads of anime. It kinda scares me

meds, friends, sf, snarky

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