Community Shipping Meme
Edited Entry (10:40 pm): I thought that this meme looked familiar, so I did a little digging, and I found out that my cousin apparently found this meme on a page belonging to a friend of mine (Firthgal), copying and pasting it, deleting all of the already-written answers. As such, all credit goes to Ms. Firth (I was wondering what the paranthesed
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2) Annie
3) Abed
4) Troy
5) Pierce
6) Britta
7) Shirley
8) Chang
9) Dean
1. Describe the children of #3 and #7? Are they good parents?
Abed and Shirley... Shirley's a good parent, but Abed would probably be emotionally unavailable. The kids would be really serious about religious movies.
2. Describe #5 and #1's first kiss. (If they have already kissed in canon {Jeff/Annie, Jeff/Britta, Troy/Britta, Abed/Annie, Shirley/Chang}, then skip this one)
Pierce and Jeff's first kiss is probably going to happen when Jeff just admits that he's gay already! It'll be passionate, and there will be lots of tongue. It will be streets ahead.
3. How does #2 react to learning that #6 is pregnant with #9's baby?
Annie would be shocked that the Dean would actually sleep with Britta, considering she's a woman. She'll then become disturbed when she finds out it happened at a Furry convention.
4. How does #8 convince #7 to go with him/her on a date?
Chang and Shirley? All they need is impending death to do it, so he'll probably set up an elaborate near-death experience for them.
5. Where would #9 and #6 go for their honeymoon? How is #4 going to sabotage their honeymoon?
The Dean and Britta would probably go to Vegas, again, for a Furry convention. Troy would go into a fit of jealous rage and stow his evil troll in the Dean's luggage to ruin the vacation.
6. #6 is in love with #1. #3 confesses his/her love to #6. Whom would #6 pick? Does #8 think s/he made the right choice?
Britta's in love with Jeff, Abed's in love with Britta. Britta picks Jeff because he's the one she's in love with (kind of a silly question). Chang has been secretly taping their secret sex all along, so he's tickled.
7. #5 and #2 must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
Pierce and Annie pretend to be a married couple so that Pierce can convince another young, attractive woman that he's still sexually viable. Annie's in it for the cash.
8. #1 is moving in with #9. What do they fight about the most?
Jeff isn't keen on the Dean filming him in the shower, so that's what they fight about the most. Well, that and the extensive dalmatian-print decor.
9. How will #4 prove his/her love to #1?
Troy proves he's in love with Jeff by offering to let him do butt stuff.
10. #7 and #4. Love at first sight?
Shirley and Troy-- love at first sight if you ignore the love part and just go with "At first sight." That didn't make any sense, but whatevs.
11. What would #2 give #9 for Valentine's Day?
Annie would give the Dean a little dalmatian charm because she's noticed he has an affinity for them.
12. Under what circumstances could #3 and #5 have a happy end?
Pierce and Abed could have a happy end if they stop beating around the bush and just fess up to all of that chemistry that was alluded to in Paradigms of Human Memory.
13. What would #8 like to change about #2? Does number #2 approve?
Chang would probably like Annie to become attracted to older Asian men. Annie's fine with this because she's not racist and she already prefers older men.
14. #2 and #7 are together. Who is more protective of the other?
Shirley's more protective of Annie because she needs that constant validation that her newly adopted lesbian lifestyle isn't a sin.
15. Who is the first to say "I love you", #1 or #9?
Between Jeff and the Dean, the Dean would say it first... but it would be on the heels of passionate love-making, and Jeff would reciprocate in kind.
16. Describe #6 and #4's perfect romantic outing.
17. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 or #8? How does bridesmaid/best man #6 soothe them?
Chang has pre-wedding jitters, not Abed... because Abed doesn't feel much of anything.
18. #4 is a secret admirer of #3. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams?
Troy IS Abed's secret admirer. He'd make him a bunch of Inspector Spacetime action figures and commit to playing games with him forever.
19. Describe a double-date between #6/#2 and #1/#5.
Britta and Annie go out with Jeff and Pierce, and there's a lot of homoeroticism involved. Eventually it dissolves into a threesome while Pierce sleeps elsewhere.
20. If #2 was in danger, would #3 go to their rescue?
Of course Abed would come to Annie's rescue. He kind of already has, hasn't he? Sort of?
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