Inception comment fic (2/2): The House That Cobb Built

[eleveninches]

Here's my second most recent commentfic, originally posted here. Again, this was beta read by the wonderful anatsuno.

Title: The House That Cobb Built [DW] [AO3]
Spoilers: Inception, obvs.
Warnings: This fic does not have anything in it that requires a warning.

Summary: The first and last time Eames was invited to the Cobb's. Arthur/Eames, Cobb,

Comments

[karasukurokiba]

There is no part of this fic that I do not love. I am delurking (and hopefully sinking right back into the shadows whence I came, immediately after) simply to tell you that you are one of my favorite authors in this fandom, and that the way you write Cobb in particular is magnificent and very funny. Reading your fanfiction is like eating a very tasty cake and then getting punched in the throat: I love it! Arthur and Eames sniping at each other, their mad love, that bite of violence (because oh yeah, they're hardened criminals; somewhere between the catboys and delectable domestic!fic I completely plumb forgot) - you mix it so well and with a style that I very much adore.

So, thank you. And please keep writing! ♥

[eleveninches]

Wow, thank you so much! I'm so embarrassed, I don't know what to say, haha. Thank you for delurking to tell me this!

[kickthebeat]

EXCELLENT.

now write a fanfiction where people from all over the world want to pay to fuck cobb in his dad jeans.

[eleveninches]

Can he be ~~tragically beautiful~~ and ~~sultry~~?

[kickthebeat]

obvs; it comes so naturally from leonardo del capricho.

i'm picturing that scene from 'true lies' where jamie lee curtis pretends to be a call girl and strips and falls on her ass? but with ariadne (or fuck, idk, l.fox. KEVIN WHATELY. ARTHUR, WITH HIS EYES SCREWED SHUT, LONGING FOR HIS OWN DEATH) in the chair, AND CLEARLY MORE SQUINTING.

[eleveninches]

I really wish someone had written a fic for the prompt where Cobb's projections are all of Claire Danes, Kate Winslet, etc.

[aviss]

My god, this was hilarious! Cobb's mind is trully a terrifying place, but I couldn't stop chuckling the entire time.

[eleveninches]

Thank you! :D

[_profiterole_]

This was so frigging epic!

Also, for once, Cobb is not traumatised over the Eames & Arthur show, but Nichols and Sanders were and definitely made up for it. XDDD

[eleveninches]

Thanks! Cobb has bigger problems in his life right now than his point man and his forger getting it on!

[verstehen]

The only possible responses to this are: "snerk" and "sporfle."

Also, you should write more Philippa. <3

[eleveninches]

Thanks! I truly feel bad for Cobb's kids; they're probably going to end up being serial killers or something.