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[elevatorwarrior]

Looks like I'm in need of a job.

Highly trained in security detail, combat, weapons, explosives, blah blah. You can find that stuff here on my resume.

I like day shifts, and Saturday off. No kids.

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[elevatorwarrior]

Eh... do I know you?

[elevatorwarrior]

What? What the-...

l-lol sorry ;; yes he did

[elevatorwarrior]

...call me that again and you'll know the true meaning of pain.