Voice, because video would be too scary: ALSO, FAILED PRIVATE

[elevatorwarrior]

CISSNEI

...

It's not that I mind so much the extra ballast... or the jiggling... but how the hell do ya...

I mean... which bathroom...

......I really shouldn't have had that extra coffee earlier.

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN HOSE?! HOW THE HELL DO WOMEN FREAKING DO THIS.

...THESE THINGS SHOULD COME WITH A MANUAL.

Comments

| voice |

[itachi_kunoichi]

Wow. Heh--heh.

[A hiss of pain.]

| voice |

[elevatorwarrior]

Misao?

| voice |

[itachi_kunoichi]

Lucky you if they jiggle--mine don't . . .

| voice |

[elevatorwarrior]

...Misao?

Where are ya.

| voice |

[itachi_kunoichi]

In my [hiss] apartment.

. . . Don't worry 'bout me, yeah?

| voice |

[elevatorwarrior]

Unless ya suddenly turned into a hissing cockroach, I'm gonna drop by.

| voice |

[itachi_kunoichi]

Cockroaches hiss? . . . Weird . . .

Nah . . . it's fine, really . . . heheh . . .

| voice |

[elevatorwarrior]

That was an order.

| voice |

[itachi_kunoichi]

. . . Huh? . . .

| voice |

[elevatorwarrior]

You're getting visitors.