Voice, because video would be too scary: ALSO, FAILED PRIVATE

[elevatorwarrior]

CISSNEI

...

It's not that I mind so much the extra ballast... or the jiggling... but how the hell do ya...

I mean... which bathroom...

......I really shouldn't have had that extra coffee earlier.

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN HOSE?! HOW THE HELL DO WOMEN FREAKING DO THIS.

...THESE THINGS SHOULD COME WITH A MANUAL.

Comments

Voice; IS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH

[farfalla_rossa]

Reno...

Sit down. Just... sit down.

When you're done, I'll give you the rundown of being a woman, sound good?

[Can't help it. Laughs ALL OVER]

Voice;

[elevatorwarrior]

GOOD TO KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND CAN BE RELIED ON TO TREAT MY PROBLEMS WITH DIGNITY- unghf!

Voice;

[farfalla_rossa]

Alright, alright... I won't laugh at you anymore.

Voice;

[elevatorwarrior]

Pffff.

Voice;

[farfalla_rossa]

Would you like something to wear?

Voice;

[elevatorwarrior]

I'll wear my clothes, thanks. You're still too short.

Voice;

[farfalla_rossa]

Just trying to be helpful.

You know... it's weird hearing you sound like a girl.

Voice;

[elevatorwarrior]

...

I sound like a fucking teenage girl. Great.

Voice;

[farfalla_rossa]

I didn't say it was a bad sound, just weird.

Trust me, if you sounded like the stereotypical teenage girl, I wouldn't want to talk to you until this curse was over.

Voice;

[elevatorwarrior]

"Like omg Ciss, you totally didn't have to say that!"