voice;

[elevatorwarrior]

Hmmm...

(sound of movement and clicking- high heels?)

Mirror, Mirror... on the wall~~ who is the fairest one of all?

You are fair, my lady, tis true, but Cissnei is fairer than you.

WHAT. How can she be the fairest one? What does she have that I don't?!

Well, brains for one, and a much prettier bum.

This can't be, I will get her for thissss

Comments

[nogoodpeople]

[Have an indignant 'wark' interrupting that song. Clearly someone's steed doesn't approve.]

[elevatorwarrior]

Hey! That's rude, dammit! I'm tryin' to plot here.

[nogoodpeople]

I don't think he cares.

[elevatorwarrior]

Yeah? He's just a dumb bird. Tell him to get lost.

[nogoodpeople]

[Another, more insistent wark.]

I will not have you malign my faithful steed.

[elevatorwarrior]

Fine. Does he want an apple?

[nogoodpeople]

No.