Stupid Questions, Stupid Curses

[elevatorwarrior]

...Ok. It kind of took the cake there when I started asking myself why the sky was blue. These curse things? They're gonna take some getting used to. I swear, if there's ever a day when the booze turns into prune juice, I'm blowing something up.

So I took some advice and got a pet cat. Named it Claws of Doom.

Oh, hey, Cloud, is Tifa's chest really that big or was it surgery?