Notes from the Under-intelligent, part 1

[elevator_child]

When I went home over labor day weekend, I stumbled upon a ratty binder which I had once sliced up with an Xacto blade in a fit of adolescent rage. Inside that binder was the diary I kept from 2003-2005, pretty sporadically and always overdramatically.
In a fit of post-adolescent giggles, I went through those 2 years of comedy material and present

Comments

Seriously

[jpostmanfilms]

You with longer hair seems weird to me.

Re: Seriously

[elevator_child]

That's because it IS weird. Wait until I find a real picture to show you guys, it's totally bizarre.

[ergoline]

"If God doesn’t help me find my bras, why should I worship Him?"

[elevator_child]

To be fair, it's an ok question.

[ergoline]

I laughed so hard at that.

[elevator_child]

Your avatar is giving me chills, but not good chills, terrible ones.

[kay_lee_p]

LET'S FIGHT OVER WHO LIKES LOTR MORE

[elevator_child]

I'LL WIN BECAUSE MY LOVE IS *REAL*

[carrawayeffect]

Confronted with a refutation of inherent worth, the young dog is yet unperturbed by existential crisis. For she has weightier matters to concern herself with. The tastiness of bacon. The smell of rabbits awaiting chase. The large ribbon-pin sticking into her left lung.