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Where the town folk really that off?
The girl is in an abusive relationship
with a rabid animal and takes advice from housewares.
You can't tell me there isn't a screw loose somewhere.
Well my doctor visit was boring, no Tom.
I had tonsillitis, but it is healing itself.
I had blood taken for hiv and syphilis
(i prefer calling it the clap)
[makes it sound dancy and festive]
Other than that we are packing here
to leave tomorrow morning.
I have become caffeine dependent.
Still terribly excited for my interview.