Paris's roots are like, soooooo bad. Just because you've been in jail most of the month doesn't mean you can get away with such awful, awful grooming. Someone is SO not a Smooth Susan right now. tsk, tsk.
And she's probably got...BODY HAIR!!! OMGWTFBBQ 1st stop, electrolysis clinic!!! "ew ew ew!!!"
What's weird is that I'm reading
Foxfire, and Legs just got out of juvie. Like night and day: Legs Sadovsky and effin' Paris Hilton.
And here is
the Mayor of Tiny Town hat. Only $148. I think mine was $8. Wherever it is... :(
I *heart* my Dr. Who brothers.