Shitty Movie Ideas Part I
Originally written during May
I started doing these when I first got back from Japan as a writing exercise. They're movies with plots entirely derived from the title.
The Third Degree: Murder in the Court!
When policeman/hero Justin Degree III takes down Underworld Kingpin/regular kind of kingpin Lucious VanUberKild he not only finds himself with a career case, he also finally avenges the death of his father and grandfather. But when the trial finally arrives Justin learns he can’t rest just yet! VanUberkild has rigged his trial, judge, jury, and executioner! Now to take down that slime ball once and for all Justin must pose as a lawyer/rabble-rouser and ensure justice is served! VanUberKild took down his father and grandfather, but can he take the third Degree in the courtroom?
Sequels:
Truth, Justin, and the American Way
Six Degrees of Separation
Justin for All
The Average Joes
For the Average Joes every little league season is the same: second to last place until the worst team gets its inevitable miracle and wins the championship. Professionals in disguise, ball-playing animals, freakish injuries that give players near super-human abilities, the Joes have seen it all, and they’re sick of it. So when one Mr. Theodore Devil appears and offers to help them out this season they agree without a second thought. Sure enough after several of the other teams suffer a series of ‘mysterious' 'accidents’ the Joes find themselves face to face with last years champions, the Devine Interventions. However when the Joes’ Hell-powered players finally take on the Heavenly Interventions there’s more at stake than the championship, it’s nine innings ‘til the Apocalypse! Whoa!
I started doing these when I first got back from Japan as a writing exercise. They're movies with plots entirely derived from the title.
The Third Degree: Murder in the Court!
When policeman/hero Justin Degree III takes down Underworld Kingpin/regular kind of kingpin Lucious VanUberKild he not only finds himself with a career case, he also finally avenges the death of his father and grandfather. But when the trial finally arrives Justin learns he can’t rest just yet! VanUberkild has rigged his trial, judge, jury, and executioner! Now to take down that slime ball once and for all Justin must pose as a lawyer/rabble-rouser and ensure justice is served! VanUberKild took down his father and grandfather, but can he take the third Degree in the courtroom?
Sequels:
Truth, Justin, and the American Way
Six Degrees of Separation
Justin for All
The Average Joes
For the Average Joes every little league season is the same: second to last place until the worst team gets its inevitable miracle and wins the championship. Professionals in disguise, ball-playing animals, freakish injuries that give players near super-human abilities, the Joes have seen it all, and they’re sick of it. So when one Mr. Theodore Devil appears and offers to help them out this season they agree without a second thought. Sure enough after several of the other teams suffer a series of ‘mysterious' 'accidents’ the Joes find themselves face to face with last years champions, the Devine Interventions. However when the Joes’ Hell-powered players finally take on the Heavenly Interventions there’s more at stake than the championship, it’s nine innings ‘til the Apocalypse! Whoa!